December 2010
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“My Mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun,Coral is far more red than her lips red,If Snow be white, why then her breasts are dun,If hair be wires, black wires grow on her head,I have seen roses damask’d red and white,But no such roses see I in her cheeks,And in some perfume is there more delight,Than in the breath from my mistress reeks,I love to hear her speak, Yet well I...
Lemon, what happened in your childhood to make you believe people are good?
– Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock (via wearestupidbutwearehappy)
That awkward moment when your workmate...
Bloody hell.
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sand-between-the-toes:
"She is proper and British and poised, and she...
No Talk by Rowan Darkstar
What if all men are shits? I mean, I’ve never met a guy who didn’t come on like...
– The Sandman: Brief Lives, Neil Gaiman (via talkplaylove) (via hotpotofcoffee) (via neilgaiman)
Druitt: Shut up and pour me a brandy.
Tesla: I’ll accept half your proposal....
– Deleted scene from Sanctuary “The Hollow Men”
And why didn’t they leave this in!?!?!??!
(via scifimommy)
The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t...
– Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace (via thechocolatebrigade)
Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...
– Sigmund Freud (via thechocolatebrigade)
This guy’s walking down a street, when he falls in a hole. The walls are so...
– Leo McGarry, “Noel,” The West Wing (via cacchieressa)
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'You know what's better than cigarettes after sex?...
names is for tombstones, baby: The Church of Our... →
insanitywritten:
CAUTION: This post is the brain child of Tarrah and myself. Contents may contain extreme levels of crazy. Parental discretion is advised. Crazy of this level may lead to: inappropriate giggling, snorting of beverages, etc. etc. Read at your own risk.
Our Blessed Lady doth love all…
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Some boys are such amazing LIARS.
(Curious as to how many reblogs this will get, and how many girls dare to admit that they agree.)
Fading Rose: So like the dork I am, I decided to... →
fadingrose:
So like the dork I am, I decided to try to decipher the chalkboard writings in FKAC.
Most of it is pretty legit calculus and chemistry stuff. And then I look at the right-hand side that James had been calculating. I don’t know WHAT the Sanctuary peeps were thinking, but James, even before the…
I KNOW. I SAW IT AS WELL, IT DROVE ME UP THE WALL.